A hypochondriac is someone that will wake up in the middle of the night and take a long deep breath because he thought that for the last two minutes he wasn’t breathing at all. A hypochondriac is someone that will see a bruise a few inches above his right hip and think that it has something to do with an STD while completely forgetting that he slept on an eraser at that exact same spot. A hypochondriac is someone that discovers a lump in his head and immediately panics until his girlfriend will tell him that it was always there.
One thing is for sure, a hypochondriac is someone that has no health problems what so ever. By the wise words of Mike Baldwin, the first step for a hypochondriac is to admit that he has no problem.
I am a hypochondriac and I have been sick more times than I have been healed. These are my stories.